Guest 'Blogger: qAustin!

I got something earlier in the week that I just had to share. But before I do, let me give you a little back story:

One of my Brothers-in-Law, Austin, is a funny guy. He reminds me so much of me, it scares me. He says and does things that I remember saying and doing when I was 13. Sometimes, he says stuff that is so completely out of left field, it's surprises everyone. Usually when he does, I think, "Why didn't I think of that?"

Take, for example, the title of this post. The "q" is not a typo. I've been calling Austin "qAustin" for several years now. It started when Mikayla, my sister-in-law, was practicing her cheerleader routine one lazy Saturday afternoon in her parent's living room.

After watching her do every cheer she knew (most two or three times), Austin stood up and said, "I've got one." and broke out into this little ditty:

Silent Q!
A-U-S!
T-I-N!
qAustin! qAustin! qAustin!

(The saddest and funniest thing about this whole episode is his cheer had rhythmic clapping and choreography--but that's another story...)

Since then, Austin has been qAustin. Ironically, the "q" really isn't silent. Phonetically, it would be "KWOS-ten". He decided that I needed a silent letter, too...so I now answer to "kNorman" (the "k" sound gets it's own syllable).

Here's a picture of qAustin, taking while I was delivering a beating to him in Star Wars: CCG.

The Force isn't with him--despite the shirt.

That's just one story about qAustin that I could tell. Over the 4 years or so that I've known him, we've defintely had our share of laughs.

Anyway, the other day, I get an Email from my mother-in-law, Elaina (better known in this 'Blog as "NoName"--three syllables to that, btw.). She sends me a little video that qAustin had put together about everyone's favorite little guy, Jaxson.

Tara and I thought it was really cool...so we decided that we'd share it.

The Hall Monitor, in conjunction with qAustin's Video Entertainment, proudly present:

JAXSON BLUES

Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a future Marty Scorsese on our hands.

Special thanks to qAustin for sharing and his permission to use the video, and for NoName for sending it our way.

(Noah--referenced in the video--is the unborn son of my friend Kyle and his lovely wife, Brie. I'm sure he'll be really cute, too.)

Hope you guys had a great week, and that you enjoyed the video.

The next update will be more pictures of Jaxson, I promise. In fact, I've had an idea boiling around in my head for a while now that might just come to fruition this weekend. Check back later for another exciting update from...

THE HALL MONITOR!

Later,

Norman

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